I Saw Her Scanty Hair
a burlesque of The Beatles' I Saw Her Standing There
This song is an unauthorised, burlesque version of I Saw Her Standing There (written by Paul McCartney and John Lennon, and published, originally, by Northern Songs), from the Parlophone album Please Please Me, by The Beatles.
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The words to the song are as follows:
Well, she was just seventeen (you know what I mean),
Well, she looked at me, and I at once could see
My heart beat fast
so, we went back to my place, and she sat upon my face,
My heartbeat rose
Well, I have been forlorn since I learned when she was born,
by Deadman Turner
You may download an mp3 file of I Saw Her Scanty Hair by Deadman Turner from mp3.com.au.
and her fishnet tights were way beyond repair;
so, how could I glance at another
when I saw her downy hair?
that she wore no undies nor a brassiere.
I could not glance at another
when I saw her scanty hair.
when she ambled past
and she raised her skirt up high;
and she told me she was still at school and where;
now, I dare not glance at another
since I saw her pubic hair.
when she touched her toes
right before my very eye.
and so now I have to exercise real care;
It seems that years ago I knew her mother,
and I saw her pubic hair.
